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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1254 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2344 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 64 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our mascot is a Farting Cock who loves to party all night long. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that a thread died for this server – that’s how epic it is!
But wait, there’s more! Our players have big fat bellies and they’re not afraid to show it off. In fact, it’s a requirement to have a big fat belly to join our server. Don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual snacks to keep those bellies full while you build, mine, and explore.
So come on down to our server and have a good time with the Farting Cock and all the other crazy characters. You won’t regret it – unless you’re not into fart jokes and belly rubs, in which case, why are you even still reading this? Join now and let the madness begin!
