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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8713 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Crops Grown: | 9393 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.
Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!
