Blocky Booty Bash | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the unexpected is always around the corner.

Picture this: a Muslim man in France decides to film himself…wait for it…pissing on a French girl in broad daylight! That’s right, folks, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down on our server.

So why wait? Join now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “What the actual block?!” Let’s get this party started! (Disclaimer: No actual pissing allowed on the server, please and thank you.)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	143	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	445265	Mines Excavated:	2343
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2017
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.