Blocky Booty Bash | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Embrace Their Inner Trad Gamer Chick

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Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crops Grown:	3150
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ClitCraft: Where the Clitoris is the Powerhouse of the Cell!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the clitoris is not only the powerhouse of the cell, but also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that a group of magical llamas roam the land, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and gain their favor?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and discover why the clitoris truly is the powerhouse of the cell in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	191	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Anime Girls Craft: Where Pixels and Waifus Collide

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise! Imagine building your dream world surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of crafting. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where anime girls and Minecraft collide in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Items Found:	1903	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Creepers in Russia

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the bustling city of Moscow like never before! Join us for a wild ride through the Red Square, where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Don’t forget to visit the Kremlin, where you can build your own secret underground base and plot world domination.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of Russian bears that have been trained to mine diamonds for you. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!

Join us now for a chance to ride a vodka-powered minecart through the streets of Moscow, or challenge your friends to a game of Russian roulette with creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	468

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MushroomMayhemCraft – Where farmers and fungi unite in hilarious adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic mushroom project you’ve ever seen in your life! We’re talking giant mushrooms the size of skyscrapers, mushroom houses with disco floors, and even mushroom roller coasters!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mushroom King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the mushroom forest. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet dragon, and the third wish… well, let’s just say it involves a lifetime supply of mushroom soup.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the mushroom madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Btches and Btchcraft: The Mystery of ‘What did she mean by this?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. Instead of breathing fire, this dragon shoots out rainbow sparkles and blasts funky music to keep the party going all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers trade diamonds for cookies and cows can fly. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mines Excavated:	1842

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty McCraftFace: The Server Where Everything is Made of Blocks (Except the Admins)

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, Gel oqlo! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen a llama build a castle until you’ve seen it on Gel oqlo.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers – it’s a blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Baconator sword, rumored to be forged in the fires of the Nether by a bacon-loving wizard. Whoever wields this sword gains the power to turn their enemies into bacon with a single swing.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Look no further than Gel oqlo! Our custom mounts include everything from unicorns to giant chickens, but nothing beats the majesty of a flying pig soaring through the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join Gel oqlo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Blocky Adventures of No. 73494602

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where creepers wear top hats and monocles, and where the trees are made of rainbow-colored blocks.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will escort you to your very own castle made entirely of cheese. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground lair where a group of evil llamas plot to take over the server with their deadly spit attacks.

But fear not, because on our server you can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and shoot laser beams from your eyes to defeat any llama that crosses your path. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9698
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NuclearCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are Just a Warm-Up Act!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland… but with a twist! Thanks to our top-secret technology, we’ve managed to save the Fallout TV show from cancellation and now it’s more popular than ever!

Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where mutated creepers roam the land, ghasts have taken over the Nether, and players must scavenge for resources in abandoned vaults. But don’t worry, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite Fallout characters like Dogmeat and Nick Valentine to take on epic quests and battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden stash of Nuka-Cola and become the ultimate wasteland warrior!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Items Found:	6905	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Racers: Guessing Games Edition

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about getting shot by the police, unarmed or not! Our server is a safe haven where everyone is treated equally, no matter their race or background. Plus, our police force consists of friendly villagers who wouldn’t hurt a fly (unless it’s a creeper, of course). So come join us for a fun and peaceful gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be shooting is arrows at skeletons!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2693	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	New Chunks Explored:	836383
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UnfinishedCraft: Where even the Wellington Monument in Dublin is a work in progress!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have giant Pepe graffiti all over the place because why not? It adds that special touch that only a rare Pepe can bring. Join us and be a part of the meme-tastic fun! Plus, our community of anons will make sure you feel right at home, with love and chaos in equal measure. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ConanCraft: Where Conan O’Brien builds epic worlds and dodges creepers with a sidekick assistant!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than the disappearance of Kaito’s dad? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Conan himself would ditch his detective work to join in on the fun.

Join us and embark on wild adventures that will make you question reality more than Kaito’s magic tricks. Build your own secret hideout that even the FBI couldn’t crack.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure that’s more valuable than Kaito’s prized jewel collection. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7