Blocky Booty | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BiCraft: DateCrafted!

acceptance, attraction, BiCraft, bisexuals, both genders, Communication, DateCrafted, DATING, Diversity, experiences, fluidity, gender differences, Identity, LGBTQ, love, Perspectives, relationships, sexual orientation, society, Stereotypes, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things bisexual! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, glittery diamonds, and a secret underground club for players who have dated both genders.

Ever wondered what it’s like to mine with a rainbow pickaxe or ride a unicorn through the pixelated sunset? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Our community is filled with players who have experienced the best of both worlds and are ready to share their stories of love, heartbreak, and crafting the perfect diamond engagement ring for their in-game partners.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate in the process!

Lavrov’s Blocky Minecraft Server

Alliance, blocky, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Lavrov, Lavrovs, military conflict, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Server, talks, territorial sovereignty, Troops, Ukraine, US

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	77	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2951	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BOOM, russia is like “NOPE, no nato troops in ukraine!” and lavrov is all like “talks with US? more like talks with ME, baby!”

join our server for all the drama and political intrigue you could ever want. build your own mini kremlin, start a fake news network, or just hang out with putin and his shirtless bear buddies.

come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this crazy world of ours. join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyArabVsWorld

Adversaries, Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyArabVsWorld, Diplomacy, disagreement, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, opposition, Peacekeeping, russia, Saudi Arabia, summit, talks, ukrainians, US

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Buildings Constructed:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ SAUDI ARABIA WANTS UKRAINIANS AT TALKS BUT US AND RUSSIA SAID NO WAY JOSE! WE GOT A CRAZY MIX OF PLAYERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, EVEN SAUDI ARABIA AND UKRAINE! COME BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT DRAGONS WITH US, IT’S GONNA BE WILD! WHO NEEDS TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT ADVENTURES?! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE US AND RUSSIA TRY TO STOP US!

BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition

antidepressant side effects, BlockyLove, Case Report, compulsive sexual behavior, drug side effects, drug-induced behavior changes, drug-related side effects, Edition, Escitalopram, escitalopram dose, medication complications, medication reactions, medication side effects, mental health, psychiatric medication, psychiatric side effects, rare side effect, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, serotonin reuptake inhibitors, side effects, ssri, unusual side effects

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

So, like, there was this chick who was just minding her own business, taking her meds like a good girl. But then, outta nowhere, she starts gettin’ all hot and bothered every time she sees a blocky pig in Minecraft. Like, she couldn’t stop herself from tryna get it on with them pixelated animals. It was cray cray!

But then, she found this epic Minecraft server that was so lit, it cured her of her naughty urges. The server was so dang fun, with crazy mini-games and wild adventures around every corner. And get this, the admins were like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’ll make you forget all about gettin’ freaky with farm animals, come on down to our server! Just be sure to leave your escitalopram at home, cuz things are gonna get wild!

PioneerMC

PioneerMC, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	166	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crops Grown:	1073	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

PioneerMC Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival
Extras	No plugins, just pure survival experience
Join Now	pioneermc.org
Online Mode	Enabled

Rules:

Be respectful
No griefing or stealing
No cheating or exploits
Keep chat friendly

Join us and relive classic Minecraft. Discord: https://discord.pioneermc.org

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla Beta 1.7.3 with no plugins.
Are there any restrictions on building?	As long as you follow the rules and respect other players, you can build freely.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to pioneermc.org in your Minecraft client.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.pioneermc.org

Mystic Echoes 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, covers, Echoes, Gaming, indies, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, mystic, Nina Saotome, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like diving into a vortex of Nina Saotome vibes, but with blocks and creepers! Join us for Catch-Up Tuesday and experience the power of Nina’s sisterly personality while building your own virtual world.

Why should you join? Well, imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Nina’s sultry singing voice in the background. It’s like a weirdly satisfying combo that will make you question reality in the best way possible.

Plus, we have unofficial VOD archives that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. And if you’re into lewd OC, KK, and sloppa, we got you covered with our mega archive that will leave you questioning your life choices.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Nina Saotome’s world mixed with the pixelated madness of blocky adventures. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?).

MeanGirlRevenge Minecraft Server

aita, Australia, Behavior, Connections, Contempt, cyclist, Drinking, EMBARRASSMENT, exclusion, hurtful, ignoring, mean girl, MeanGirlRevenge, Memories, Minecraft, partying, rich girl, roommates, sarcasm, Server, snobby, study abroad, Upset

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Towns Built:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	194
Dragon Eggs Found:	3703	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

So, imagine this: you’re in a Minecraft server where everyone is super nice and inclusive, except for a few mean girls who think they rule the server. They constantly exclude you, make plans without you, and even yell at you to get out of the way like you’re a pesky cyclist. But fear not, because revenge is sweet in this server!

Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!

BdayBroBetrayal

bachelor lifestyle, BdayBroBetrayal, birthday surprise, brother, city, dick move, family life, Girlfriend, horrible time, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, mutual friends, private room, right thing, Routine, Shenanigans, small town, solitude, specialty service, strip club, Warning

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Dragon Eggs Found:	6991
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will make your head spin!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HomelessSteveMC SMP

adaptation, Adversity, basic needs, community support, coping strategies, Crisis, displacement, emergency, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, housing insecurity, mental health, POVERTY, resilience, Resources, Shelter, smp, social services, societal issues, Survival, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2719	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	7312	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3689
Votes:	1344	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
New Chunks Explored:	924073	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	122
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

CreeperCameTooSoon

After sex, after sex talk, awkward exchanges, awkward moments, communication errors, communication mishaps, CreeperCameTooSoon, cringeworthy remarks, embarrassing phrases, inappropriate comments, inappropriate remarks, intimacy blunders, post-coital conversation, post-sex talk, relationship blunders, relationship missteps, relationship mistakes, sexual etiquette, sexual faux pas, social faux pas, worst things to say

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to challenge players to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life!