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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8551 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 3246 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 178 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
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