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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7590 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”