Blocky Boobies Bonanza | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

ARMS, arms embargo, arms sales, Conflict Resolution, defense industry, Diplomacy, Emmanuel Macron, european union, foreign policy, French President, geopolitical tensions, global security, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MacronCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, united nations

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2464	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

desire, FANTASY, Genies, law of attraction, magic lamp, magical beings, manifestation, manifestation magic, manifestation technique, manifesting abundance, manifesting desires, manifesting dreams, manifesting power, Minecraft, more wishes, Trick, unlimited wishes, wish for more, wish fulfillment, wish granting, wishing

hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

3 years, Adventure, Anarchy, boom, building, Chaos, classical, creativity, CREEPERS, Decision making, Essence, exhilaration, Exploration, Exploring, Friends, Griefing, Land, modern version, Players, Survival, Team Building, Thrills, unexplored territories, unregulated, UNTAMED, Vanilla, Zoom

Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchantments Applied:	141

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, crime, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 86811916, novel, plot twist, puzzling, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

ASHLEY, butterfly effect, Choice-based gameplay, chris, Dawn, Emily, Horror, interactive drama, Jessica, josh, mike, Minecraft, Mystery, PlayStation 4, psychological horror, remake, Sam, smp, survival horror, teenagers, until dawn, video game, wendigos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	159
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ShoeShareSisSass

academic pressure, anger management, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, hiding belongings, immaturity, parental favoritism, personal boundaries, pill side effects, seeking validation, self reflection, sharing shoes, shoe sharing rules, ShoeShareSisSass, sibling fights, sibling rivalry, sister drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

dismissal, employment issues, FiredCraft, job dismissal, job loss, job separation, Job Termination, job termination assistance, job termination consequences, job termination help, job termination laws, job termination process, job termination questions, job termination reasons, job termination rights, job termination support, Server, Termination, unemployment, wrongful termination

Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	3613

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

aerial warfare, combat drones, Conflict, defense systems, dragon drones, DragonCraft, drone warfare, eastern europe, military advancements, military defense, military drones, military equipment, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, modern warfare, russian tanks, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare technology

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

authoritarianism, BLOCK, China, Chinese churches, Christianity, communism, controversial, cultural revolution, Holycraft, idolatry, Jesus, Mao Zedong, maos, Mary, Party, political leaders, Propaganda, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, state control, state-sanctioned worship, Worship, Xi Jinping

so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

abduction, Alien abduction, Fish, fish behavior, fish psychology, fisherman, Fishing, fishing adventure, fishing equipment, fishing experience, fishing gear, fishing hobby, fishing humor, fishing joke, fishing lifestyle, fishing meme, fishing quote, fishing techniques, fishing trip, Minecraft, outdoor activity, recreational sport, Server, Space

u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

Adults, allergic, anaphylaxis, Anarchy, anxiety, Awareness, Caregivers, child, danger, Distress, food allergy, Healthcare, mental health, psychological distress, research, severe reaction, small amounts, stress, Unrecognized, widespread, worry, Zone

come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

base, battle, Brewery, BUILD, collide…kind, Community, Dynmap, Empire, Factions, Geyser, half decade, History, Marthia, Movecraft, Nations, Planes, Plugins, quaint, Semi Vanilla, Server, Ships, smp, three years, Vanilla, Working

Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	131
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	70484	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

Candidate, critical thinking, Cultural preservation, Decision making, Development, economic growth, election, environmental sustainability, ethical leadership, Future, global impact, human civilization, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, progress, prosperity, smp, social stability, society, Survival, technological advancement

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	2795	Dragons Tamed:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4