Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

Stamina, TESTOSTERONE, libido, blocky, boners

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!

Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.

Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

CapturedCraft2024

political prisoners, negotiations, Diplomacy, russia, diplomatic efforts.

so like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, rescuing players from the evil clutches of boring servers! we’ve already saved 1,358 players from the captivity of lame gameplay in 2024 alone! join us and be part of the epic rescue mission, where you’ll be treated like a hero and given all the diamonds you could ever want! plus, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole new world of fun and adventure! come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

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Double Date Crafting

double, Items, four, double date, Quantity

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where the creepers be creepin and the pigs be flyin. we got a secret underground base where we keep all da diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for da zombie apocalypse, they be comin for ya!

if a “couple” of items is two in quantity. a double date of items is four. so come on down and get yo hands on some sweet loot. we got enchanted weapons and armor for days. you’ll be unstoppable, like a diamond sword in a field of wooden pickaxes.

we also got a petting zoo with all da animals you could ever want. ride a pig into battle or tame a wild wolf to be yo loyal companion. the possibilities are endless on dis server, so what you waitin for? come join us and let’s have a blast in da blocky world of minecraft!

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Pseudoscience

Performance, Social Interaction, Balances, technical magic, Agricultural

Welcome to Pseudoscience: Iteration II: Volatile

🧙‍♂️👩‍🔬 A modpack made to have options. Magic, “pseudo,” and tech, “science,” with their combination allowing for infinite possibilities. With a focus on automation, Pseudoscience is made for engineers & industrialists. Every part of the pack supports this objective, not only providing means of automation, but also uses for their products.

The Means:

⚙️ Create & a careful selection of some of its many addons: For those intrepid engineers among you, to construct factories to exploit the natural order. 🌷 Botania: An OG technical magic mod with floral & agricultural themes, deep intricacy & content, & natural compatibility with many mods.

The Uses:

Currently, we’re spotlighting & hosting mods with the theme “Fire, Flair & Flares; Volatiles”

Mod	Description
Doom’s It’s Still Explosive	Makes volatile item entities detonate when destroyed, with emergent interactions and creative possibilities
BLAST	Enhancing mod for explosive effects
Blunderbombs	Adds explosive items to the game
Firework Boosted Minecarts	Enhances minecarts with fireworks
Boom Enchantment	Adds explosive enchantments

And more!

QOL tweaks for technical gameplay
World gen additions, for your exploitation
Bug fixes & realistic mechanics & balances
Rigorous yet liberating ruleset
Excellent performance on a customized Oracle Cloud server

Create or Destroy, automate or desecrate, the choice is yours, and always remember:

Potential is infinite, through Pseudoscience! discord.gg/DzgmHSh6YS github.com/sapientes/pseudoscience-modpack

Red Revolutionista 1.20

workers’ rights, government system, political philosophy, chinese communist party, class struggle

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride through a pixelated utopia where everyone shares everything like it’s freakin’ communism!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house and then just share it with your neighbors because why the heck not?

Plus, there’s like a secret underground society of villagers who are all about that equal distribution of resources, man. It’s like living in a virtual commune, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate socialist Minecraft server where everyone is equal, except for those damn Ender Dragons. They’re just capitalist pigs trying to hoard all the XP for themselves.

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ResoCraft SMP: New Year New Blocks!

year, success, CHANGE, organization, New Year’s resolutions

Bro, forget about boring resolutions like going to the gym or eating healthy. Join this epic Minecraft SMP and make your resolution to become the ultimate block-breaking, creeper-fighting, diamond-mining legend! We’ve got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about those lame resolutions. So ditch the gym and join us for some epic Minecraft madness! Let’s gooooooo! #NewYearNewDiamonds #SMPGoals #MinecraftMadness

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Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

CapturedCraft2024

Double Date Crafting

Pseudoscience

Welcome to Pseudoscience: Iteration II: Volatile

The Means:

The Uses:

And more!

Red Revolutionista 1.20

ResoCraft SMP: New Year New Blocks!