New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • GiftRejectCraft

    GiftRejectCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

    So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoobToProMinecraftSMP

    NoobToProMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

    But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

    And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

    So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyKindness

    CraftyKindness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

    SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

    Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

    We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

    You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

    Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP