Blocky Boners – Minecraft Masturbation Madness

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7634

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Villages Defended:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Animals Bred:	129
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Zombie Dances:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mines Excavated:	3347
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
New Chunks Explored:	544947	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Crops Grown:	6482
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	9670
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1998
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6922
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	6692

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	432375	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

Players:	103/800	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	2