Blocky Boner Builders | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	57	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Animals Bred:	41	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where maintaining an erection is the key to success! Our players have reported experiencing mind-blowing moments when they can only get hard by jerking their soft dick in the game.

Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and unexpected surprises. Who knew that achieving an erection could be the ultimate challenge in Minecraft?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to rise to the occasion in ways you never thought possible. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who are willing to go hard or go home.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before. Join us now and let’s see who can keep it up the longest!

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8259	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Buildings Constructed:	50
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	786	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8785	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	287	Crops Grown:	6039
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Meteorites Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Items Found:	2481	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	4308	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7765	Farms Harvested:	793
Potions Brewed:	110	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Secret Passages Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Farms Harvested:	937	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	161
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	3933
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Votes:	8733
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Farms Harvested:	737
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!