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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4046 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 95 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Legend has it that deep within the mines of Crystal Phallus, there lies a diamond so rare and precious that it can make your character twerk on command. Yes, you heard that right. Twerking diamonds. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of majestic unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat them in a dance-off. And trust me, those unicorns have some killer moves.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the world’s largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep? You can shear them and make the most fabulous wool creations the Minecraft world has ever seen.
So come join us at Crystal Phallus, where the adventures are as wild as our server name suggests. Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way. And remember, always keep your pickaxe handy and your sense of humor intact. Let’s get mining and twerking, baby!
