Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Crops Grown:	7924	Falling into the Void:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Items Found:	8815	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4607
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.