Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Alien Abductions:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Buildings Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	746	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Animals Bred:	84
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Void Armor Forged:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ores Mined:	8005
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magic Items Found:	1603	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.