Blocky Boner Babes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of friendly llamas started a band and serenaded you with their beautiful music while you built a castle out of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Lady Boner, a mysterious figure who will leave you feeling all kinds of confused and intrigued. Who is she? What does she want? And most importantly, why does she give you the weirdest boner? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a journey like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wacky adventures and bizarre encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Villages Defended:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crops Grown:	3014	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	1530	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Villages Defended:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	3507	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.