Blocky Bois and Derpy Dudes: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Noobs Alike

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	1742	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our server, where we promise you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Towns Built:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Potions Brewed:	164	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2885	Dragon Eggs Found:	3426
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Living Statues Befriended:	1

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	3843	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Ores Mined:	1519
Votes:	249	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4140
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Votes:	789

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	765
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Buildings Constructed:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9704	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	9009

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Secret Passages Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com