Blocky Bladder; No Side Effects! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a magical potion that cures bladder cancer with an 88% success rate and zero side effects. That’s right, folks. Not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you might just walk away with a clean bill of health too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3532	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magic Items Found:	8189
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	2906
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5317
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2941
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Crops Grown:	8632	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mines Excavated:	1632
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Animals Bred:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Love Letters Sent:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!