Blocky Bladder; No Side Effects! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a magical potion that cures bladder cancer with an 88% success rate and zero side effects. That’s right, folks. Not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you might just walk away with a clean bill of health too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mortal Lands

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Now hiring Staff!!! Want to apply? DM me on Discord!!! Oio980#7964 Also Subscribe to Oio980 on Youtube and Follow Oio980 on Twitch!!!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Aluminis

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Aluminis is a new and unique server with the intention to create an experience like no other. We’re starting off with Prison, using custom plugins and builds tailored to the gameplay of players which provide a new and fresh feel. We also have an extensive yet rewarding Prison Pass that helps you in your journey throughout the server. As fun side things to do, we offer parkour throughout the server and a custom PvP experience with kits with custom enchanted perks and the ability to bring in armor you’ve been grinding to plow down enemies. Finally for building, everyone has a Realm where you start on a island in your personal realm with you’re the boss of. You can create whatever you can get a hold on. Even invite your friends over start a Co-Op realm. We can’t wait to see you there! See you soon!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8212	Star Shards Collected:	50
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dilchor network

Arena Pvp, Balanced Economy, Fighting, Kits, Shop, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, an Indian-based community where exciting adventures await! Each month, we introduce custom bosses that will challenge your skills and test your strategies. But that’s not all – we are constantly adding new custom features to enhance your gaming experience.

On our server, we have a unique lifesteal mechanic where players can steal each other’s hearts in thrilling battles. Engage in heart-pounding fights, explore our vast array of shops, and indulge in cosmetic items to personalize your character. Feeling lucky? Try your hand at our exciting lottery or visit our casino for some entertaining games of chance.

For convenience and exploration, we offer warps and random teleportation (RTP) to make navigating the world easier. Additionally, we have crates filled with enticing rewards waiting to be unlocked.

This is just a taste of what our server has to offer, and there are many more surprises in store. Join us now and experience the excitement for yourself!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Mandex

Mini Games

Enjoy a growing arcade of games being developed every day. Includes a unique take on Spleef where shovels spawn on intervals at spawners, introducing many more tactics to the original game. Also TNT Run is another big game on our server with a colourful twist. More Minigames Come Out frequently

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Krautchan /int/ server

Survival, Vanilla

International server. Don’t grief and don’t be an asshole (obviously). Basically, you can build anywhere, although there are some limitations. There is enough space for everyone! Don’t get discouraged by the autism of the server, things will get easier for you later. Also, mods, admins and other players may help you.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Adenbey survival sky

Survival

We are people who love to play survival.

Even though we have just opened our server, thanks to our endless interest and great effort, we are still developing and developing systems that make vanilla Minecraft more fun without spoiling its taste.

We always listen to our players and do not hesitate to add their suggestions to our server.

I wish you good games.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Block Crusher

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

We are back. Same staff, same owners, same NO WHINING policy. Yes the same 1.2 Block Crushers from a 8 years ago.. Hell we even have the same unchanged website..

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RLStuff

PvE, Roleplay

This Minecraft Server is the basic RLCraft 2.8.2 install and nothing else. RLCraft is a ModPack that adds difficulty in almost every basic step but doesn’t take away from the fun or feeling of vanilla minecraft. Try to survive, clear dungeons, kill/raise dragons or just adventure the vast open world, its all up to you. Server rules are simple, PvP is allowed but griefing is not, have fun and play the game. There is a Discord server as well, ask any admin on the server for an invite

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Trinity mc

Abilities, Clans, No Premium, Pets, Protectionstones, Shop, Slimefun

Dive into an exciting adventure in our Minecraft version 1.19.4. Experience a world full of possibilities with our amazing plugins. Discover the magic of Slimefun as you create and discover powerful new tools. Protect your buildings and most valuable objects with our protection system. Explore our store for treasures and unique items. Develop special abilities and challenge leveled mobs to win great rewards. Get ready for the bloody moon, where the enemies become even more challenging! Join TrinityMC and experience a unique and exciting gaming experience. We will wait for you!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	4047

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Typical-Craft 4.0

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Typical Craft is a building community in which players connect with one another on a daily basis to play survival with a twist. We have an experienced staff and first-rate developers that help to maintain the servers superior quality. We are constantly making updates ensuring that our players will be operating with the latest versions of our plugins and paper. We work hard to alleviate any issue that arises on Typical Craft and can easily be contacted. Currently, we are a small community however, we are looking to expand our network and work towards a greater population of players.

The server is owned by a very involved dedicated and experienced person. Typical-Craft has been around since the summer of 2012 and our server has seen tremendous success thus far. Hallowhead1 is always available in-game and through discord working to alleviate any and all imperfections. Our team of knowledgeable staff is easily accessible and ready to assist around the clock. We also offer immediate guidance and extra assistance on our website for when no one is in-game.

We pride ourselves on our impressive playtime extended due to minimal plug-ins, which immensely reduces the lag time. The sever also offers chestshops where players can buy and sell items. Our team of highly specialized staff works hard to add customized plug-ins that enhances experience and are constantly looking for areas of improvement.

We look forward to seeing you on our sever and are standing by to answer any questions.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ChunkByChunk Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The world border expands once every day by 16 blocks. This occurs at 1 pm EST. We pride ourselves in being 100 vanilla. Please join our server and become a member of the community. Also, we have a discord its in the server motd

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Universenetwork

Welcome to UniverseNetwork it’s is minecraft popular server and it’s lifesteal server and more gamemodes vote this website to get key and some oploot and daily giveaway and invite reward and many more this server is no Lage and daily online 20-60 join and play ip play.universenetwork.fun | port 25599 and Discord link https://discord.gg/7nwzvA3SGR join and enjoy

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

E.L.P. Survival

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to E.L.P. Survival! We welcome players to play on the server. We are a brand new survival server. We have: – kits – shops – pvp – brand new world to explore! – laid back staff – new community! When joining the server, you are expected to read the rules by doing /rules. Although our staff is laid back, you shouldn’t misbehave in particular way. Thank you!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Reborn Craft

Skyblock

The best labor skyblock server where you can have fun with different features! play.reborncraft.pw HUB SERVER! 1.8.x – 1.12.x !

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Envision smp 1.20

Survival

🔥 Envision SMP – Minecraft Survival Taken to the Next Level 🔥– FULL SERVER RESET FOR 1.20 UPDATE. JUNE 24 2023 @ 5:00 PM ET

Welcome to the extraordinary world of Envision SMP, where we have turned the classic Minecraft survival multiplayer experience into an unending adventure that you won’t want to miss!

With Envision SMP, your gaming journey is redefined. You won’t just survive, you will thrive in our closely-knit community of dedicated and passionate Minecraft enthusiasts.

Our server boasts the addition of premium plugins that elevate gameplay and make every session worthwhile. Unleash your potential with mcMMO and enjoy a unique MMO experience where skill progression rewards you with unique abilities and rare items.

Protect your hard-earned creations with Lands. This plugin offers you the power to secure your property, ensuring that your blood, sweat, and blocks remain untouched and forever yours.

Explore the satisfying wonders of VeinMiner. No more manual block-by-block mining, just a smooth, efficient mining experience that will help you amass resources in a jiffy.

At Envision SMP, we’ve crafted an environment that cherishes every aspect of Minecraft’s survival mode and amplifies it with the multiplayer experience. Our server is more than just a game – it’s a community, a home, a canvas for your creativity, and an arena for your strategic survival skills.

Join us today at Envision SMP, where your Minecraft dreams are brought to life. It’s time to envision the unparalleled and embrace the incredible journey that awaits you.

⚡ Step into the ultimate survival experience. See you in the server! ⚡

https://discord.gg/kdkCw2Q

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.