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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1398 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low and twerking to the beat of the jukebox. 2. Our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant. 3. The villagers in our server have PhDs in trading and will haggle with you like you’ve never seen before. 4. Our Nether portal is actually a secret entrance to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and chickens rule the land. 5. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel form!