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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8000 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where pigs could fly and diamonds rained from the sky. Players rode on unicorns and battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile. The sun never set, and the creepers danced the night away. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination, and the only rule was to have fun.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Your zombie will do it. Want someone to build a castle for you? Your zombie will do it. Need someone to tell you jokes while you mine for diamonds? Your zombie will do it (and probably tell some bad puns too).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the halving like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.