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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5899 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our custom-built spawn area, complete with a giant statue of Steve doing the floss dance.
Once you venture out into the world, you’ll encounter mobs like zombie chickens and creeper pigs, all wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons filled with treasure chests that fart rainbows when you open them.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are actually retired superheroes who will trade you rare items for cookies. So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!