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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5381 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our custom-built spawn area, complete with a giant statue of Steve doing the floss dance.
Once you venture out into the world, you’ll encounter mobs like zombie chickens and creeper pigs, all wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons filled with treasure chests that fart rainbows when you open them.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are actually retired superheroes who will trade you rare items for cookies. So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!