Blocky Beef Banter

Assessment, attitude, banter, Beef, BELIEF, blocky, feeling, Impression, Interpretation, judgment, mutual perception, opinion, Perception, perspective, Regard, relationship, Respect, sentiment, think.., thought, Understanding, view, Viewpoint

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama unfolds!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Sheep Queen as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens finally overthrow their woolly overlords? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of pigs who are plotting to take over the entire server with their advanced technology and superior intelligence. Will you join them in their quest for domination or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see what crazy adventures await you. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2402
Towns Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Potions Brewed:	128
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Towns Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Potions Brewed:	176	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Villages Defended:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	1726

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!