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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 497
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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