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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 15 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Animals Bred: 50 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Void Armor Forged: 28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4822

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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