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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Meteorites Collected: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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