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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Animals Bred: 136
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Dimension Hops: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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