What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Pixel Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

    Pixel Dragon Ball Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a powerless warrior like Gohan after Buu? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and become the most powerful warrior in all the land! We have enchanted diamond swords that can slice through anything, even obsidian! Our potions are so potent, they’ll make you feel like you can take on the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind your back. So come join us and show everyone that you are the true master of Minecraft combat!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Villages Defended: 14 Divine Scrolls Written: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Star Wars Fanatic Minecraft SMP

    Star Wars Fanatic Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where every block is shaped like Baby Yoda and every mob is a Stormtrooper. Yes, you heard me right. This server is a galaxy far, far away from your average Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can duel with lightsabers (don’t worry, they’re just reskinned swords) and build your very own Death Star to rule over the server. And let’s not forget about our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a Wookiee while blasting off into space.

    So why should you join this out-of-this-world SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging TIE fighters and team up with Chewbacca to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. May the blocks be with you!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 764 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CultLeader’sLoot Minecraft Server

    CultLeader’sLoot Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cult gathering? Look no further! Our server is like a spiritual journey, with elders to guide you and gifts to offer. But don’t worry, no foot kissing required!

    Join us and experience the thrill of denying gifts to the Grumpy Elder. Show your rebellious side and stand up against the cult-like practices of our server. Who needs olive oil and Earl Grey tea when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

    So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, don’t let anyone make you kiss their foot, unless it’s for a really good trade deal!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA

    Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

    Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

    Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EURejoinMinecraftServer

    EURejoinMinecraftServer
    so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IslandWarfareCraft

    IslandWarfareCraft
    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can reenact epic battles from the US Army fighting in the Pacific islands? Well, look no further because our server lets you do just that!

    Picture this: you and your squad of blocky soldiers storming the beaches of a tropical island, dodging enemy fire and building sandcastle fortresses to defend your territory.

    But wait, there’s more! We have special power-ups like coconut grenades and banana bazookas to add some fruity fun to the mix. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant crabs that roam the island, ready to challenge any brave warrior who dares to face them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your skills in Pacific island warfare like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • 👑 Disharmony Drips 👑 [SMP] [PVE] {Proximity Voice-Chat} {No Resets} {1.20+} {Java}

    👑 Disharmony Drips 👑 [SMP] [PVE] {Proximity Voice-Chat} {No Resets} {1.20+} {Java}

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Details
    Version Java 1.20.1 (1.21.1 THIS WEEKEND)
    IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
    Discord https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

    About Harmony Falls

    Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Towny & Economy
    • PvE & PvP
    • Bosses/Dungeons
    • Pets
    • RPG Elements
    • Events

    Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

    Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

    Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join Harmony Falls? You can join Harmony Falls by using the IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
    Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls? No, PvP is optional on Harmony Falls and can be toggled on or off within the server.
    What RPG elements are present on Harmony Falls? Harmony Falls features MCMMO for leveling up skills and embarking on quests.
    Are there regular events on Harmony Falls? Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions for players to participate in and win prizes.
    Can I bring my own pets on Harmony Falls? Harmony Falls offers a variety of pets that players can acquire within the game to accompany them on their adventures.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Frosty Scoops Minecraft Server

    Frosty Scoops Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are made of ice cream and the creepers explode into sprinkles! Join us for a sweet adventure filled with wacky surprises and delicious treats.

    Our server is home to the legendary Ice Cream Castle, where players can battle it out in epic ice cream wars and compete in ice cream eating contests. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ice cream!

    But be warned, the Ice Cream Yeti roams the land, stealing ice cream cones from unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this frosty foe and reclaim your frozen treats?

    Join us for a scoop-tacular time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor – things are about to get seriously silly!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Debate Minecraft SMP Series

    Debate Minecraft SMP Series
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

    Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Build your dream base, form alliances with other players, and maybe even start a war or two (all in good fun, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who control the server economy, a haunted mansion where ghosts roam the halls, and a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KarmaCraft Minecraft Server

    KarmaCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, tears, and questionable life choices – just like my brother’s job search!

    Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.

    With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoyfriendBrunchFail

    BoyfriendBrunchFail
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize rest over breakfast delivery!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!

    And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CashBackSibMinecraftSMP

    CashBackSibMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of constantly being broke because your little sibling keeps stealing your hard-earned diamonds on our Minecraft SMP? Join us now and take revenge by building elaborate traps to catch them in the act! Who needs a bank when you have a sibling thief to keep you on your toes? Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry showdown!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Emeralds Found: 2070
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SaharaFloods Minecraft Server

    SaharaFloods Minecraft Server
    yo, have you heard about this epic minecraft server that’s so lit, even the sahara desert is flooding for the first time in 50 years just to get a taste of the action? like, bro, you gotta join this server ASAP before the whole world goes underwater from all the epicness happenin’ here.

    imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.

    come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ZelenskiyCraft: Scholz’s Military Aid

    ZelenskiyCraft: Scholz’s Military Aid
    LOL come join our Minecraft server, where we got more military aid than Germany’s Scholz! Zelenskiy even visited Berlin just to check out our epic battles! Join now to experience the chaos and destruction of war, all in the safety of your blocky world. Build your own army of creepers and take over the server with your pixelated power! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show off your PvP skills like a true warrior!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions

    Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions
    come join our server where the lions are the bosses and you gotta fight for your life against the Tsavo Man-Eaters! these lions ain’t messin’ around, they got DNA stuck between their teeth from all the humans they ate back in the 19th century. if you think you can survive against these legendary beasts, then come on in and prove yourself! but be warned, these lions are no joke and they will hunt you down like you’re their next meal. so grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for the ultimate battle of your life on our server!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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