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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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