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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9544 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, like da coolest place on da interwebs.
so get dis, da CD, yea u heard me right, da CD is da boss of dis server. not da DVD, not da Blu-ray, but da good ol’ CD. he be runnin’ tings like a pro.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell ya, cuz we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ diamond armor, and creepers doin’ da macarena. it’s a party up in here, 24/7.
oh and get dis, da CD himself once defeated a dragon with a wooden sword and a carrot. true story bro. so if u wanna be part of dis epicness, come join us and let’s have a blast together. da CD is waitin’ for ya.
