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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9809 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.