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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4008 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4260 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 158 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.