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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 783 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
