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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6073 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8487 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3459 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.