🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7084 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
