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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3693 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5839 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.