🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 9344 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 81 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
