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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4125 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9937 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.