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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7911 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
