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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2232 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8307 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 52 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 84 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 102 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
