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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3553 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Votes: | 1442 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 898 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.