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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 293 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 253 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.