Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

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Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Potions Brewed:	72	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Contega RP

Roleplay, Survival

Server Info: Server IP: mc.jcamtech.com:25252 Server Forums: http://minecraft.jcamtech.com

About Contega RP: Welcome to the wonderful world of New Contega. In this world you will find a community happy to welcome any new faces. The server is constantly growing, always looking to expand its horizon. This 24/7 server is updated to the latest version of bukkit weekly and has a maximum of 2 days downtime for new Minecraft updates (only limited by bukkit’s updating cycle).

Perks for voting are enabled as well as a thriving item-based economy.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KoxeMc

Survival

Hello, I invite you to KoxeMc, a new Custom server Server 24/7 always on, 0 lag Platform Java ——————————————————- Where you can find things like: Items Custom.

https://discord.gg/4cY3Z32YRm

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Darkfortress

“World” main homeworld, location of all major factions and the large fortress from which the server gets its name. Legend suggests that in ancient times the old races came here with the darkstars with the intention of mining all the resources, but they encountered… unexpected complications. Whatever it was, most of their machines were apparently abandoned overnight; often while still functional. Some how a form of “magic” evolved with later residents of this world – and an agrarian / feudal society; which on discovering the relics of the ancients became a sort of Romantic Steam Punk society. Grimnir – location of Grimgate – a powerful group little is known about. P2X-005 – Forest world, full of ravines and plants. Essentially Uninhabited. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/P2X-005 KS7-535 – Ice Planet, has a non-dialable stargate, in our server it has ruins however. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/KS7-535 projects – a special tropical moon. Can only be accessed by the very wealthy. Creative World. World The End – Considered our “space” dimension, until such a time as I can create a “normal” type world with a null world generator. If you fall off this world you land in the main world. Current location of the “unknown threat” that wiped out the ancients. Or WAS that the ancients? World Nether – Site of the last great war of the ancients – homewrold of the Necromancers; regular skirmishes still occur here, very dangerous place for unranked players. If you fall off the main world you land in here. Cybertron – homeworld of… the technomancers? Site of a high technology war. Mostly uninhabited, but completely covered in empty cities, and underground mysteries. Acadar – now this is a mystery planet. Currently overseen by Tangent Spy. Appears to be a tech world. But contains less relics.. that we know of.. Its name has special meaning…. And More

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Diogenes smp

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Diogenes SMP RP is a new Minecraft SMP meant for roleplaying with other players and having a good time. Using version 1.20.1 for Java edition.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Asser Server

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Survicraft

Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Survicraft An amazing minecraft server where you and your friends can play on our public server! The server is for any minecraft version and it uses no mods. This is a Spigot-based server, meaning it has great performance and addons. We have many features, such as: 1. Random teleportation 2. An amazing spawn 3. Ranks, which you can buy with real money or in-game currency. 4. 24/7 uptime (coming soon) 5. /shop and /sellgui. 6. Claiming system. 7. Every 10 minutes you are on the server, you gain money. 8. /minions shop 9. Skyblock Server Address Java: survicraft.my.pebble.host Discord: https://discord.gg/5eJrQEEFE7

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	180
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EGMC

play

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Conivia Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SMP Semi-Vanilla Based Server! Survival server with a few adjustments to make it more relaxing! Gameplay shouldn’t be stressful, we implemented a few unique features to ease the stress of gameplay! We have included automining features and simple commands! We have the back command, gravestones, and all teleporting commands in use! The best part is, we have Fly in survival! Our spawn area has all functioning blocks free to use to help players along!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mines Excavated:	2487	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DerpCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars, Towny

Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Epoch

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Features:

Quests: Complete tons of fun quests, and get free ranks as you play with cool commands!

Old Terrain Generation: When you spawn in, you’ll get the nostalgic InfDev terrain, and the further out you go, the newer the terrain will become!

Bedrock Compatible: Bedrock players on any device can login and play with their Java buddies!

No Rules: Hack, grief or bully others. It’s anarchy, you are free to do whatever you want!

While we are completely anarchy, there is an anti-cheat. This is mainly done to prevent movement hacks from creating an insanely large world size.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	179	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	3096

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

McBlocks Server

McBlocks is a nice community where the staff and players get along well. McBlocks has two servers, a Creative server (c.mcblocks.net) and a Survival server (smp.mcblocks.net). The server has different ranks. You start off as a guest. To get builder you must show you will follow the rules and you must have played for a small amount of time.

Rules: No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

Owners: moss_crow, chrisbs and woder22

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MSTV_CB

Creative, Survival

Hello, this server is new and we are happy about every new player. Join if you want to play on a city build and have fun.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ShadeCrest Creative

Creative

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, our staff are granted additional ranks which also grant you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Plots – Everyone is allowed to build at /warp plotworld after claiming a plot Creative – This is our main creative world where the community does big collaborative building projects. After you prove your skills in the plot world, you will be allowed to build at /warp creative and other worlds below PixelArt – Those interested in building 2D or 2D pixel art can do so at /warp pixelart Redstone – Those interested in redstone engineering, you can do so at /warp redstone Builders – Rank Builder I have full use of creative mode at /warp builderworld Architect – Only the best builders of the server are allowed to build at /warp architect

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PrancingPonyMC

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What is PrancingPonyMC? PrancingPonyMC is a Survival RPG server that combines the best elements of survival gameplay with exciting RPG features. We have implemented basic commands such as teleportation, home setting, warps, and more. Additionally, we have introduced custom features that unlock as you progress through in-game ranks, as well as various quality-of-life improvements. While currently focused on survival, we have ambitious plans to create a well-balanced survival + RPG server that keeps players engaged and entertained.

Why choose PrancingPonyMC? Active Development As a new server, we have abundant potential for future updates. We are not only in charge of deciding what gets added, but we also encourage player involvement through feedback, polls, suggestions, and more. Your voice matters, and together, we can shape the server into something truly special. Non-Pay-to-Win We are committed to maintaining a fair playing field for all our players. Donations will only grant cosmetic perks and will never provide any advantages over others. We believe in fostering a community where skill and dedication are the key factors for success, rather than monetary contributions. Balanced Progression Our server is designed to be enjoyable and engaging without excessive grinding. You can earn in-game currency and progress through your chosen class by simply playing the game. We discourage the use of mega automatic farms that could potentially unbalance the gameplay and focus on a more balanced experience. Continuous Improvement Our goal is to start small and build a strong foundation, ensuring that every aspect of the server is polished and well-maintained. We have ambitious plans for the future, and we are constantly striving to improve and provide new content and experiences for our players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RENMX

Economy, Survival, Towny

If you’re looking for a small to medium sized server with a steady population of regular players that you can recognise each time you login then we are the server for you.

Our main server is a Survival experience with Towny however you don’t need to create a town you are free to build your creations any way you want anywhere you want.

We also offer Creative and Skyblock servers. You are free to play on these as-well.

We have been operational since September 2010. We aren’t a new server, we have a lot of experience and our servers are run very professionally with exceptional uptime.

We have a great looking website and active forum, an IRC Server and a YouTube Channel. We also make use of custom plugins and web services. Not gimmicks but real substantial fleshed out custom features that make the game more enjoyable to play.

Finally if you ever don’t want to play with us any-more you can simply select your creations in-game, save them and then export those saves to your home computer. Once there you can integrate your builds in to your single player world or import them in to another server. We strongly believe that what you create belongs to you, we are simply providing you the space to put your things.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.