Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

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Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	664
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Surax

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

Some of the features presently available: – Use eggs to catch mobs! – Store your experience in XP bottles for later use! – Spawn Shop to buy and sell items to earn money! – Jobs plugin – Hunger Games, Spleef and LOTS of Parkours – Every player can claim regions to keep their things safe and private – Chests and doors can be locked

Minecraft server type: Bukkit Plugins: MobArena, SurvivalGames, EggCatcher, ChestShop, PlayerHeads, WorldGuard

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1521	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GMTF Official Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Our servers have plenty of space to build. Fun, Friendly. Grief Protection, Grief Prevention.

mc.gmtf.net:25565 GMTF Official Server

mc.gmtf.net:25566 GMTF Second Server

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Zombie Survival

Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Bywater Craft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Bywater Craft is a friendly community of Minecraft players and we welcome all players 🙂 There are multiple creative and survival worlds (see bywatercraft.com/worlds). We also have two End worlds, one for the dragon and one space world for builders! mcMMO is used along with other plugins (see bywatercraft.com/picsandplugins).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5951

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512×512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]

Arceon, BUILD, Chill, classic, Creative, Fastasyncworldedit, Fawe, free, Freebuild, Freeplay, Fun, Gobrush, Gopaint, Items, Plotme, Plots, Redstone, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Survival, Voxel, Voxelsniper, Worldedit

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.

Features include:– Free worldedit (no need to vote for it)– Free voxelsniper– Free goBrush usage– Free goPaint usage– Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads!– Free, unlimited redstone– No lag (Average TPS of 20.0) CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512x512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic] Minecraft Server (Timings of a constant 20 tps)– Regularly updated– Events

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	254	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Legion Servers

Legion Servers features various game types such as PvP mini-games, tower defense, and anarchy survival. Come check us out – IP: mc-l.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lazle Craft

My Best Server

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PEMCserver

Dedicated Australian Minecraft Community

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ultimate Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hallo!

Glad you found our little server!

Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9248	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Airblockz Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Our community comes with 2 different games, to ensure you have quality fun!

1: Skyblock (Unique compared to other servers, we have MobArena + Chestshop + etc. )

2: Factions. (Fair and balanced)

3: Survival (Fun and balanced.

4: Creative (Talk to the server and just build stuff like nyan cats :D)

5: Prison (Soon to be released.)

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At Airblockz Survival, we try to give you nonstop, high-quality entertainment! Our server is perfected with top-notch server specs. We run off Intel Xeon E3 Proccessors, and each of our servers come with high RAM. We know you hate servers that are offline, but fear not! We have state of the art DDoS Protection, to prevent those nasty hackers. We try and make imagination reach its limits. Every week, we try to add an event, or just add a new feature to the server, so you will never get tired of the server! Come on in and enjoy the enjoyment!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Odyssey Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are multi server hub include Vanilla, FactionPVP, MiniGame and many more.

From the lobby, you can choose your next destination to

Vanilla (this is true vanilla Minecraft and always up-to-date) FactionPVP (typical Faction based PVP server) MiniGame (Fun games to play) Creative User, /vanilla, /creative, /game or /faction

And most of all, we are always free. There is no donation and buy for ranks or commands. You can earn the rank with our voting system.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Too Stronkk Gaming

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Too Stronkk Gaming! -Explore a vast open Factions wilderness! -Kick back and relax in Pirate Cove (Our Spawn World) -Competitive Factions play – TNT ENABLED -Claim land for your faction anywhere you want, the Overworld, the Nether, or the End! -You break the rules, you go to prison to serve hard time. -Real, stable, player driven economy – Emerald Standard –Server is managed by adults -Unique Titles to be earned by completing staff created achievements -Rent Homes, Shops and Storage Vaults within the City of Pirate’s Cove -Ranks and Donation perks – NO PAY TO WIN -Buy donation packages with in-game money! -Win real $MONEY$ for completing certain achievements! SERVER IP = MC.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET 192.169.44.134 WEBSITE = WWW.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Spuddsmarch

After 8 months of preparation, we have finally emerged. Our server is total grief, anarchy, and destruction. Outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes, griefing, raiding, and stealing.

Meet the staff!

Owners: spuddnik and socomtoaster Admins: azdz111 and rex_is_goof1 Mods: Luis1750 and Monty33

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WoodyVille

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

When we built Woodyville we wanted to make things a bit diffrent and more engaging for players. Here At WoodyVille we have many features. Ranks – rank up Economy – Get Rich Pvptoggle – Choose to fight players Locks – lockable chests/doors ect. Protections – Protect your Area Rollbacks – even more protection Shops – Make a Shop…and Get Rich Skills(Mcmmo) – Earn Rewards Custom Mobs and much more.. So Come Visit Thanks, Kithyx and Co. No Grief, No Lag and No Spam!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Official Fairy Tail MC Server

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome server based on the Sword Art Online and Fairy Tail Anime Series. Option to be in either world, ofc can play in both. You can fly with /fly on which costs $20 per minute. There are various ranks, jobs and quests, to get a job its /jobs list and /jobs join and can have up to 4 jobs at once. There is 3 magic types, MagicSpells, MagicalSpells and FairyTailCraft. Can earn Leader, Alf, Pixie, SClass, WizardSaint, GuildMaster and CouncilMember. Come join and join in on the fun! There are now secret classes, the Grand Magic Games, more magics, Wizard’s City and great RPG quests

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!