Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

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Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Magic Items Found:	3878	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TheBurgServer

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This multiplayer server is entirely Vanilla Minecraft. We have implemented a system of team PvP to help improve your experience and make us somewhat unique. Gather a team together and kill other players to advance to become the winners of the week. Each week a new prize is given out to the winning team. If teams are tied, they will fight it out in our custom-built Colosseum. Fights will be held there regularly if you are seeking to actually gain some items rather than just points. All items are given back to the victim if it is outside of the arena. You can play regular minecraft, but getting kills will earn you prizes and fame! Come on and join us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sami Stine

Creative, Mini Games, Raiding, Skyblock

Sami Stine

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RedemptionTeams

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

eaveecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

eaveecraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Crops Grown:	7397	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MCB-Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafters Party

Survival, Vanilla

This server right here is the server you are looking for if you don’t want to be surrounded with complicated mods and want to be a part of a wonderful and warm community.

We like to keep it nice and easy. Here you don’t die from other players which means no PvP. The staff is picked after hard thinking and is ready to help at any situation possible.

There is a server website which gives you all information needed when you join. You can also post a forum post if you want to suggest something new on the server or just post a funny youtubelink.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Farms Harvested:	275	Potions Brewed:	76
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Lux In Spelunca

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

Hey there!

Are you looking for a safe, mature, fun and friendly environment to play minecraft? Look no further you’ve found it here. !! We are a 13+ server !!

We are a NO-RAID NO-PVP server. We strive to create a community based on respect and maturity. -Shop plugins, horse-keep, LWC protection among many other neat features. -Survival world and a PVP arena -Creative world for members-only to enjoy. -Admins all have a great sense of humor ;D You will start out as a ‘noob’ and once you’ve proven yourself a worthy player you will be promoted to member and become part of our community. Please do not ask for admin/op, you will be kicked, and if you persist you will be banned. We don’t tolerate spammers or whiners here, we especially don’t tolerate griefers. We’re here to play minecraft, have fun and make friends! Feel free to stop by!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Farms Harvested:	327	Buildings Constructed:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LTD-Craft

Economy, Factions

mc.limitedgaming.net [Factions] [Mcmmo] [Cracked] [24/7] [Vampires] [NoGapples] [Plotme] [SilkSpawners] [MorePotions] [Raiding] [Griefing]

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Void Armor Forged:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Podzol Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Podzol Network is all about unique, entertaining gamemodes, such as Wizardry, where you will find yourself when you first join.

On Wizardry, you slay monsters, survive blood moons, fight bosses, level up spells, go on quests, summon minions, get achievements, find rare items, craft powerful spells, and explore dangerous, wealthy ruins. Wizardry is Survival, and there is PvP, you can protect your houses using a protection spell (which can be cast on sponges). But beware! If your protection is not leveld up, other players can take it over using a protection curse!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NemeGaming

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

NemeGaming was founded in 2011, and has since then been a staple household name, reaching millions of unique players logged into our network. We offer a variety of gamemodes, each of which provides the players with a variety of custom features never seen on any other server.

Our current gamemodes: – KitPvP – Skyblock – Survival

Join now at org.nemegaming.org

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ANiHost Factions server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

ANiHost’s new server!

We are brand new, but we are great! we have many amazing plugins, such as economy, worldedit, multiverse, Auto-Rankup(fun!)

we are ALWAYS recruiting, but DO NOT ask for staff, or items! 🙂 Hope to see you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	221	Dragon Eggs Found:	5905
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FuZioN PvP

PvP, Survival

We have a really great PvP survival server with free effect kits for everyone. For a Limited time everyone gets free vip. We have events which include spleef, bowspleef, mobarena, adminarena and more! When you join will get a free op starter chest which includes lots of goodies to get started. We have custom made weapons with custom made plugins! Come and play op pvp today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

smoke2k server

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Towny

ello and welcome to my minecraft server. We have this server for over 4 years and we recently changed to a new host and a new ip. We have people playing on this server from the start and we managed to become a nice community with a lot of fun events. Right now we are focused on towny + minigames like skywars and blockhunt. We try to have fun events every day to keep the server interesting for everyone. We do events like thewalls, marriages and we hold tournaments where people can win prizes.

I hope you want to join our server and have fun with us.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4372	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchantments Applied:	145
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Craftpvp

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Hello and welcome to Hardcorepvp. A lot of fun and joy awaits you, I hope to see you in the fight. You can build a base, so it’s a server where you can farm and do PVP action. I would be happy if you could visit me on the server. It never gets boring on the server, the server doesn’t lag around, the server is restarted every 12 hours.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crops Grown:	3372	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.