Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Tie-Breaker Network

    Tie-Breaker Network
    so, liek, u kno wen u play minecraft an u need info on how to build a sick castle or find diamonds? well, dis server is da place 2 be cuz we got da best social ties eva! our players r all over da place, so u can get all da insider tips u need.

    u wont find any weak ties here, only strong bonds dat will help u conquer da minecraft world! plus, we got da craziest stories bout players who found secret dungeons or tamed dragons. u never know wat u might discover on dis server!

    so, wat r u waiting for? join us now an be part of da most epic minecraft community out there! who needs weak ties wen u can have strong ones dat will help u rule da game!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

    GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

    GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    Superpowers Every player gets a special superpower, unique to them
    Community Project Building a modern Chicago-inspired city together
    Mods New biomes, dimensions, and more for exploration
    Focus Building, exploring, and learning superpowers

    FAQ

    How do I get a superpower?

    Every player automatically receives a unique superpower upon joining the server.

    Can I change my superpower?

    Superpowers are exclusive and cannot be changed or swapped with other players.

    How do I join the community project to build the city?

    Simply log in to the server and start contributing to the city building efforts with other players.

    Are there specific rules for using superpowers?

    While there are no strict rules governing superpower usage, players are encouraged to use them responsibly and considerately towards others.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 118002 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • /Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server

    /Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, /int/ just want one thing – to have a blast!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves).

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. /int/ just want one thing – and that thing is you!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros

    The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros
    Hey there fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we have uncovered the true identity of Craig Wright (spoiler alert: it’s not who you think)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even uncover some more juicy secrets along the way. See you in the game, fellow crafter!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NoCoolMomAllowed

    NoCoolMomAllowed
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Picture this: your stepdaughter trying to steal alcohol and weed from your locked liquor cabinet before her Homecoming dance. Will she get away with it? Will her dad find out and put a stop to her rebellious ways? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and wife as they battle it out over parenting styles. Will the “cool mom” prevail and let her daughter go to the dance, or will the strict dad win and ground her for life? The stakes are high and the drama is even higher on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos today!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

    ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the best position is the one where you’re flexing on everyone else with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join us and show off your skills like a boss!

    We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal – literally, he once drank a whole keg of potion of invisibility and disappeared for a week.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feathers and eggs. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Animals Bred: 112 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers

    Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers
    Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a enchanted sword? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the excitement and chaos of our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 458 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Invisible Wheelchair Land

    Invisible Wheelchair Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping rainbow blocks for u to build with. like, who needs regular old dirt and stone when u can have a house made of pure rainbows, amirite?

    also, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give u quests to find the legendary golden egg that grants u unlimited diamonds. but be warned, the egg is guarded by a giant lava monster who loves to play hide and seek.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy? yeah, u can ride a gumdrop unicorn while eating a marshmallow tree. it’s like a sugar rush on steroids, bro.

    so come on down to this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. cuz who doesn’t love cookies, right?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Microbe Mix-Up Server

    Microbe Mix-Up Server
    join our epic minecraft server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life, bruh. we got gut microbial markers that will blow your mind, like seriously, who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

    we’ve got diseases like liver cirrhosis and coronavirus running rampant in our virtual world, but don’t worry, we also have personalized treatments to save the day. atrial fibrillation? pshh, we got that covered too.

    come join us and watch as your microbial composition changes before your very eyes. it’s like a science experiment, but way more fun. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftmadness #microbialmayhem #gutbacteriaforlife

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • KapiCraft: Where even creepers get a job application to blow up your house [Smp]

    KapiCraft: Where even creepers get a job application to blow up your house [Smp]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Type: Private Server with Mods
    Requirements:
    Features:

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by accessing the Discord link provided above and following the instructions in the server invite.

    2. Are there any costs associated with joining the server?

    No, the server is completely free to join and play on.

    3. How many players are currently on the server?

    We are looking for a limited number of active players, so the player count may vary. Please check the Discord server for more information.

    4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    We have limited spots available, so we ask that you check with the server admin before inviting others to join.

    5. Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    No, we have strict rules against griefing and trolling. Any violations will result in immediate removal from the server.

    6. How often is the server reset or updated?

    Server resets and updates are scheduled periodically to ensure players have a fresh and enjoyable experience. Updates will be announced in the Discord server.

    7. What happens if I encounter technical issues on the server?

    If you encounter any technical issues, please reach out to the server host or admin through the Discord server for assistance.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty Crash Racing Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crash Racing Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as Dingodile himself? Look no further! Our server is like Hot Air Skyway on steroids, with crazy jumps and dashes that will have you flying through the air like a pro. And forget about boring old Polar Pass – on our server, you’ll be racing through icy landscapes on the back of a polar bear, dodging obstacles and collecting power-ups along the way.

    But the real reason to join our server? The freedom of movement is unmatched, just like in CTR. You’ll be jumping, dashing, and spinning your way to victory in ways you never thought possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the best Minecraft server ever created – just watch out for those TNT crates!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Ores Mined: 6421 Void Gems Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Where Is She From? IDGI Minecraft SMP

    Where Is She From? IDGI Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west town with no sheriff in sight!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

    We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond horse armor. Rumor has it that there’s a secret black market where you can buy enchanted pickaxes that can mine bedrock (shh, don’t tell the admins).

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary players with incredible skills, like the guy who built a fully functioning roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And let’s not forget about the time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen into the shopping district – good times, good times.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Farms Harvested: 981 Dimension Hops: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MineCraftMania: NoMoreParentDuty

    MineCraftMania: NoMoreParentDuty
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any real-life drama like this insane story! Join us and escape the chaos of family obligations and guilt trips.

    On our server, you won’t have to change diapers or clean up after anyone (except maybe some virtual creepers). You can focus on building your dream world without any interruptions from demanding family members.

    So why join our server? Because here, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your time and energy to create epic builds and explore endless possibilities. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf.

    Join us now and leave all the drama behind. Because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be expecting is a creeper explosion, not a guilt trip from your mom. Let’s build and mine our way to a drama-free paradise together!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Runes Activated: 7
    Falling into the Void: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mines Excavated: 2636

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MineTunez

    MineTunez
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while listening to the same old boring songs on repeat? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server and jam out to your favorite song ever while building the craziest creations imaginable.

    Picture this: you’re cruising through the pixelated landscape, riding a llama named Larry, with your favorite song blasting in the background. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden disco cave filled with dancing creepers and party-loving villagers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DJ Enderdragon, who spins the sickest beats every Saturday night at the virtual club “Block Party.” Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of zombies breakdancing to dubstep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the music-filled madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Fire Carbon Sink Fun

    Fire Carbon Sink Fun
    so, like, u know how fire is, like, totally messing up all the carbon stuff on earth, right? well, on this server, we got FIRE that actually helps the environment! like, it’s so crazy, but it’s true! when u join, u get to play with fire that, like, sucks up all the bad carbon and makes the world a better place! it’s like magic, but in Minecraft! so, like, come join us and be a carbon-saving hero! plus, we have, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff, so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join? it’s gonna be, like, the best time ever, trust me!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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