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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4683	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Buildings Constructed:	45
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Enchantments Applied:	150	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Towns Built:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	908030
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4273	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	103	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Towns Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dimension Hops:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Alien Abductions:	0

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crops Grown:	4678
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	236	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Dimension Hops:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	140494
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	235	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net