Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6014

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Magic Items Found:	4491
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magic Items Found:	3264

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	178	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Crops Grown:	9507
Villages Defended:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Towns Built:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6129	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	307461	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.