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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5656 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!